I Sold My Soul

So my boss was cutting up with us and jokingly said to one of the other guys: “you better watch out or I’ll just have David slap the crap out of you.”
The other guy said, “that’s not progress, it’s harassment.”
My boss said: “well I gotta keep David happy.”
I said: “well that’s what I have a boyfriend for.”
The look on his face.
It was delicious.
Made a grown man blush.
HA.