I Sold My Soul

tehawkwardartist asked: I'd like to file a complaint. I still haven't seen my The Last Unicorn fanfic. But I still love you, so I flipped a table.

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“Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Unicorn. She was the last…or so she thought, so she went on a long journey to verify if she was a special snowflaek or not. On the way she met some people who totally saw that she was a real unicorn and ended up a carnival slave or some shit, then later, she got freed…but then the dumbass who freed her turned her into a human.

Later, they totally met this old bastard and his son. And they hung out, and it was great. But they weren’t enough, so she found this giant fucking red bull and they fucked ferociously. And we’re not talking the drink. This bull, was a huge mother fucker…but it’s okay, this unicorn has experimented before. It’s all good. Unfortunately, this pissed off the old bastard, and then some other shit happened, people died and she turned back into a Unicorn.

No longer alone, she decided…she still didn’t give a shit about her fellow unicorns, and she and the red bull went off and romped about the country side. Producing only one baby.

Cthulu.”

There. There’s your fanfiction.